Art + Silliness

Commission a Pet Portrait

The ultimate rite of passage for every pet owner is to finally realize your pet is the true Lord/Lady of the Manor, and your role is merely to cater to their whims. My job is to immortalize your little nugget of tyranny with the solemn recognition of a formal portrait. Honor them like they deserve: commission a painting.

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Trynna Make Friends

$1,400.00

This is an original painting measuring 12 X 24 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes frames in a vintage frame measuring roughly 16 x 28 inches.

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The Sweater

$300.00

This is an original painting measuring 5 X 4 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes frames in a vintage frame measuring roughly 11 x 12 inches.

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I Vant To Drenk Your Blud

$400.00

This is an original painting measuring 5 X 7 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes frames in a vintage frame measuring roughly 10 x 12 inches.

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Gerard & The Sleeping Bunny

$400.00

This is an original painting measuring 5 X 7 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes frames in a vintage frame measuring roughly 10 x 12 inches.

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Soprano Rehearsing La Traviatta

$650.00

This is an original painting measuring 8 X 10 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes framed in an upcycled antique frame measuring roughly 14 × 17 inches.

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Just A Little Bite

$550.00

This is an original painting measuring 8 X 10 inches. It is signed, named and dated on the back. It comes framed in an upcycled antique frame measuring roughly 12 x 15 inches.

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